The Making of a Madam,a 20th Century Woman

CLEANLINESS IN LOVEMAKING

By

D.E. Z. Butler

            Writers for years have found that interviewing Professional Escorts can be a very enjoyable experience. Particularly fun when the escorts tell how they accomplished sex with their client while continually enjoying the sex act free from the annoyance of the rough smells associated with ‘impromptu lust’.  All escorts agreed that a clean and sparkling persona was first on their list of to do’s before dating clients or boyfriends.

Most women have thought for years that douching in the morning, and brushing their teeth was sufficient hygiene before sexual encounters. The Greek goddess Hygeia is where we obtain our name for a healthy body and this goddess would be proud of the modern temptresses, and the little methods they employ in lovemaking.

The average escort is up to date on the diseases going around in their geographical area. Many of these escorts prefer to not have sex with people they are unfamiliar with, and for the most part, will not have unprotected foreplay or sex. (Here it should be noted that many clients offer more money for unprotected sex. Why? With all the information to the contrary, there are still clients willing to risk their lives and other peoples’ lives.)

Few of my past female escorts admitted to just jumping into bed with anyone they did not feel was ‘clean’. ‘Clean’, meaning, the person had taken a shower just before having sex with the escort. All the escorts, with few exceptions, had an attitude that if the client was not ‘clean’ --- each one felt that he could forget ‘touching’ them. The most repeated statement from the male clients was, “Well, I just showered this morning." Unacceptable to all escorts! They unanimously agreed the morning shower, when seeing an individual in the evening for a sexual encounter, was just not what any one of them wanted.  The funny remarks by the women were quick and curt. Some remarks were, “So you never went to the bathroom, all day?” “Even if you slept all day, you still would smell.” Then some would say in a very demanding voice. “A health requirement is now imposed; go take a shower; and at least wash your genital area, etc, etc.!”

I was taken-back by their frankness. The male escorts were sounding just as fastidious as the women. They always wanted protected sex. The men also felt that it should be required by all escorts, and for the most part all people dating frequently --- that every person should carry a health card saying they had a recent venereal disease health checkup; complete with blood test, which also said the individuals were free from AIDS. The men went even further with their thoughts by saying, "a picture on the card would help stop the spread of diseases."

All escorts listening to this conversation liked the idea and wanted a card if the cards were available in their area of the state. It was recommended to check with the Health Department in the state and counties where each person resided. I liked the idea too.

Next are areas of conversation that many people do not enjoy speaking about and will avoid, sometimes, at all costs.  Many times I had to explain to the women and men that worked for and with me that ‘cleanliness’ really is next to ‘godliness’. 

When interviewing, many times the perspective escort asked funny questions.

The humorous comments on the nose hairs stopped the interviews in midstream. When you think of it, a nose that had not been blown and also a nose with hairs sticking out of it could really be a turn-off. So men beware, women do have thoughts about your face. The ears of clients came next; male ears that are not clean, should not want a tongue inside or any request for nibbling around the area. That goes double for all women, some women wondered why their lovers don’t want to tongue caress their lobes and from what these women told me --- cleanliness is paramount for a lover wanting a touch any part of the body.

Each one of the escorts gave me a reason why the clothes they wore needed to reflect their personality at the time of sexual commitment. Clothes that were of a pleasing touch and soft color illuminated the clean person.

A white dress with just one red article of clothing says to the other person, “I’m hot inside."

 When a person wears all pink, that person is saying, “I’m sizzling”.

Each escort cautioned me against ever wearing a gold evening dress. Gold indicates to the men that you catch looking at you, “I’m too expensive and cold in bed."

Unless a person is interested in having one wild ‘on-the-spot’ affair, in the local park or car; shy away from putting a green frock over your head.

I decided there and then, when I was told this by a very sincere escort, to re-think my wardrobe after such an enlightening piece of information. I once enjoyed wearing gold evening wear and putting a lovely green dress on when the sun was shining and a bird or two chirped, which was once a wonderful thing to do on a spring day. Instead of someone’s automobile, back-seat-stiff-springs or even uglier a park bench.

Blue clothes normally tell the other person that you are just “not in the mood."

Black, when worn, implies subtly that you are “so hot” the fire is about to consume your passionate thoughts.

Yellow tells everyone you are just too good for the ‘peasants’.

Most of the escorts, both men and women, preferred wearing red; this color   said that the escort was “always ready”. (Can this be why the association of the color red to the word and profession of prostitution?  Must be.)

Finding it necessary to be ready and willing at any time for romance; the ladies had to sanitize themselves inside and out; one girl found it necessary to bathe immediately before and as soon as politely possible after sexual intercourse. This meant she was douching five or ten times a day. Her doctors stopped this repetitive behavior. She was washing away the natural excretions in her vagina and thus causing an unnatural state in her vagina. Also, this allowed germs and a lot of soreness which in turn sent her to the doctor. Never did she recommend anyone doing the same behavior. She still cleaned herself, but used her finger inside her vaginal canal --- to help the fluids from her partners --- escape her crevice.  She was an accomplished fluid-flusher by her squatting in the tub.  She assured me that this did not increase any smell --- in fact--- it reduced any odor.  Not for long, but long enough.  She also found that the water itself caused a whiff-of-scent that was offensive, so towel drying completely is always recommended for both men and women. This escort was positive the actions she did were fine for her and should be tried by all women.

Okay, now look in the long mirror you have at home and turn as far around as you can.  Yes, do this without clothes on; do you see the crack-in-the-back?  We all have one and it is usually a spot where a pungent odor is waiting to escape from when we make love.  Think of your lover just putting his hand on that area.  Then he may smell it, and a gasp comes out of his throat.  You ask what is wrong and all he says is, “What the hell, didn’t you bath before getting in bed?”  To avoid such a nasty scene in the bedroom, you must not only bathe before sex, you must put a heavily scented perfumed crème up and down that ‘crack’ area and in between your thighs. 

Don’t forget to clean your belly button out.  Put your finger in your belly button right now and see for yourself if it doesn’t smell.  The belly button is an area that hides dirt and unheard of scents, so let that area become part of your routine in cleaning your body.  Many men have fuzzy little things in their belly buttons and I always knew that they were not as clean as I would have liked them to be.  So they did not have as much fun from my tongue when I saw the belly button area with fuzz sticking out of it.  And you should not even venture your lovely face next to such a splotch on the naked drooling body wanting your lips caressing him.

The key to keeping your partner in bed for a long time and not straying is cleanliness. This routine of pampering ones’ self before sex, really will ‘pay-off’.  Not one man ever complained that I smelled or took offense that I was taking a little long in the bathroom.  (Think how many times the man in your life complains about how long you are in the bathroom.)  Men enjoy women that they are about to have sex with, to be ‘sparkling’ clean.  That goes for men wanting to have sex with women.  Always clean your sexual compartments immediately after sex.  This will reduce the odors.  Unless you like smelling old and stale seamen --- then clean up --- to stay up, and enjoy your partner longer. 

Also, if you keep the man’s seamen inside of you --- and you dress too quickly, then find yourself sitting down --- and stand too fast --- a most obvious and embarrassing wet mark on your backside may appear. Cheating spouses --- beware --- at a large party you might get caught, from having that wet spot appear after having a tryst in a room of a large home; or the bathroom of an airplane or anywhere you might find yourself having spontaneous sexual pleasure. (I think the U.S. knows of a President that got caught by a stained dress; so men think wise and be careful, make sure the ladies dress is clean when she leaves you.)

If you truly want to enjoy the time you have in bed with someone special, you must be proactive and wash yourself immediately before you slink in between the sheets.  I personally loved when the escort I was interviewing began to move around by feeling uneasy with the talk of cleanliness.  I would speak emphatically about the ‘how to’ of washing your feet. Yes, your feet.  Begin by washing in between your toes completely.  That means using soap and use powder if you need too. The toes in ‘lovemaking’ are very sensual.  Keep your partner happy by having the feet smelling great and you will have such ecstasy in lovemaking that you will crawl all over the bed wanting and begging him or her to suck your toes.  With so many nerves around the foot area, it is a major turn-on for men and women when their toes are being caressed, licked, and then sucked.  Working your way up to the genital area, licking your partner all over is beyond belief for the person on the receiving end of the tongue worship.  It is a clear and distinct form of worship and the person will never forget you.  Trust me on that one.  Never will some of my lovers, ever forget me.

A responsible and hygienic partner goes far in the bedroom.  Smells can and do offend.  My many escort ladies and escort men’s money depended upon whether they looked clean and smelled sanitary.  Also, during a lady’s monthly, she should keep in mind that she does not smell fresh, unless she douches right before sex and of course, immediately after.  If she notices a difference when putting on her underwear or in wearing a dress with a stain --- a dead giveaway; she had better have a change of clothes always with her when working.  Plus, who wants the owner’s dog following you around the bedroom, howling?  You don’t want the owner’s dog to be doing that and let me also say that you can reduce menstrual cramps by having a lot of sex.  Just use a sponge for the blood.  It really works.

Remember ladies and gentlemen --- that the person you are having sex with --- does have a nose, and this nose is usually able to smell crevasses that are not clean.  It is also recommended before having sex; to remind the man, to put cologne or powder down his backside, also.  If he wants that area licked, he better comply.  Always bathe daily and if you are having lots of sex it is a requirement.  Bathe in the morning and before slipping into bed at night. 

Again, many escorts and masseuses used my line --- “A health requirement; go take a shower, at least wash your genital area, etc. You need to go wash and respect me and my senses; after all, I washed for you.”  When I was massaging people, I told them it was a health requirement before I put my hands on them --- and made them take a shower at the massage studio. You cannot believe how many men would fake taking a shower.  Go into the bathroom and run the shower and just splash water on themselves; who did they think they were kidding?  Not me.

For men a little deodorant stick around the inner thighs is helpful.  Today’s world has adults and young adults needing to follow simple steps of cleanliness and they also need to know that if a person smells in the area you wish to have sex with --- then “leave it alone!”  Disease does have an odor.  Maybe your doctor will tell you not all disease has odor, but we as a society need to always think clean --- in the long run --- it will ‘pay-off’, especially if you are a person receiving money for your sexual behavior. 

Ladies, with the lights on, always check the man’s penis.  I once was about to have sex with a husband of mine and saw little black things crawling all over his genital area.  The fool had cheated on me and then had the nerve to go to the emergency room to try and cover his infidelity --- coming back to me and saying the doctors told him he caught those creatures from a toilet.  Yeah!  I really believed the con. Hell no! And you should not ever believe that story either.

 As mentioned before it would be nice if all dating people held cards with their photos on them that said they were free of sexually transmitted diseases. In the early 1980s in the San Francisco area ---somewhere on Market Street, there was a spot to purchase cards with their photos on them, after having been checked out. Too bad the government doesn’t impose something so simple for sexually active people today, in the 21^st Century.  Gosh.  What a great idea; anyone from the CDC reading this?  A person could check with the Health Department, in the state and counties where each person resides, to look into acquiring a card.  Then meeting a stranger in a bar and wanting to go home with him or her would be easier on the hormones.  Just show, him or her, the card and have a great spontaneous sexual experience.

Finding it necessary to be ready and willing at anytime for romance, the ladies had to sanitize themselves both inside and out before their encounters.  Makeup was a requirement for some women, but not all.  Some of the ladies had very natural beauty and needed only lipstick to accentuate their lips for kissing or tantalizing the man with her tongue.

The men always needed to look fresh and clean shaven.  For some reason a woman paying for a male escort wants him to be shaved and smelling well.  Their clothes also must be neat and not only clean but in style.  Women preferred men to wear suits.

Well, enough said for now. You should have a nice picture of what is required for fun sexual activity. Bathe everyday and think soap, and deodorant, or perfume, and for men cologne.

Be responsible and don’t look for disease, it will ‘pay-off’ in the long run; fewer doctor bills.